Eid Sms Urdu



Haqiqat samjho ya afsana!
Apna samjho ya begana!
Hamara apka rishta hai purana!
Is liye farz tha apko batana...
K BAKRA EID a rah hai...
Ab shuro kr do ghass khana..:)

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Ab to duniya walo py bilkul bhrosa nahi karna FARAZ...
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Ek bewafa ham ko china ka bakra keh kr kutta dy gaya..!!

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Bholi si surat ankho me masti dur khari ghabraye...
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Meri gaaye (cow) ...
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Ak jhalak dikhlay kabhi  kabhi pardy me chup jay....
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Meri gaaye..
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Meri nazar sy tum dekho to gosht hi gosht nazar ay...
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Bholi si surat..
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Ankho me masti..
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aye hay..
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Meri gaaye.. 

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Pathan:  ye bakra kitny ka hai?
Admi:  50,000 ka..
Pathan heran ho kr...
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touch screen wala hai kia????

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